- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

someone called someone else a frog

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Your Mom The End.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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