- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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