- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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