- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Your Mom The End.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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