What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Neither have I

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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