- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

someone called someone else a frog

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