- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??