- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

knock knock go away

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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