- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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