Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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hers a joke... japanese people

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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