Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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