- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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