- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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