Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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guess what what ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Prostitution is bad.......

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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