- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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