q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

FUS RO DAH!!!

all your base are belong to mark

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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