Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

A van drives into a car.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

pobody's nerfect

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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