A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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