- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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