How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Caolan and Eamon

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Face...the other white meat!

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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