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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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