- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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