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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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