whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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