Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Small Penis.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why I am at the hospital now: True as it gets. I found on my working desk a small box of fluoride pills, I was like meh, but it said banana, strawberry, mint and pear, so I was like yeah! And grabbed a mouthful before going URGH! Then my friends entered laughing saying "I hope you do well on that test tomorrow!" So yeah, I passed out, and it turns out my "friends" (victims ill torture to they beg for death). 80 MG OF VALIUM!!! Yeah good trucking luck on my test eh? I nearly died twice, somehow, I think I should ask doc if my heart is okay or something, my head is fucked up the floor is all wavy and I cant differentiate numbers Seriously, one guy was gonna come visit say sorry, but he sent his girlfriend instead... My wife was so worried, that when I said: Mind if I have my vengeance by screwing his girlfriend? My wife said: I was so worried, you still okay? That actually sounds like a good scheme... So, yeah... I am typing this because, I am totally going to have a threesome... When and if my ever wakes up again... She agreed... She was always kinda into me but still! If you dont understand this, well... Next time, if you want to poison me, USE SOMETHING THAT KILLS ME! BECAUSE I WILL BE BACK!

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Anti Joke

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