- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

homosexual rights to marriage

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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