So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Women's rights.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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