- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Hello penis

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What if I told you.....potatoe

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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