- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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