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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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