What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Neither did she.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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YOU

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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