- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A lot eh?

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

mexicans fishing

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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