- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Your girlfriend.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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