- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

George W. Bush

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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