- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

poo

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

12 in general

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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