- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

black chicken. kfc

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Eric is gay Ha

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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