- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's 9+10? 19

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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