- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Once, I went to Peru.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??