- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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