- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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