- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what do you call a black guy african american

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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