- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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