It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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