- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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