Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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