What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

My dad

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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