Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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I hate blackniggers

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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