- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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