How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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haha

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I asked her where you were.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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i committed murder

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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