Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Mahmy

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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