How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Anti Joke

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