How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Half life 3 confirmed

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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baloney sandwich

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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