Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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silver bullet?

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