A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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