There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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