- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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