- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

How about that airline food?

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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