i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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