- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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