A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Knock knock come in.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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