Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Granny porn!

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antijoke is the best website.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Anti Joke

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