- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Men's rights

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Justin Bieber.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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