- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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