- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Your mom.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Golf.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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