what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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