- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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