- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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