Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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