Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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