eoin burgin is fat

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Turkey Balls

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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