I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A man walks into a vagina

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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