- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

whats worse than a kane nothing

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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