- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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