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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A man walks into a vagina

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What rhymes with milk...milf

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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