What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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like most people my age. im 27

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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