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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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