- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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