what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is 9+10? 19

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Nickelback

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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