Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Chlamydia

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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http://adf.ly/C8MqG

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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