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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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