- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

ask me if im a door yes

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

salad days!

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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