- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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