How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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