- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Faithful men.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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