I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

one stop shop

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

girls basketball

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How did the black person die? Of old age

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...