Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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