- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock Knock? Come in.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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