Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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