What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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