- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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