Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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