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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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