- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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