He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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