Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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