- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

My jeans

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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