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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

your mum

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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