Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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