A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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civil rights

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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