- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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