Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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