- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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