a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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