Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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