- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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