- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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