- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

SUCK MY NUTS

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Your face is hilarious.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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