- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Here's a joke for you, my life...

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Donald Trump

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Who is it?

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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