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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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