Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

irish man drinking john smiths

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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