- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Honk if you're Amish!

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What's half of 8? o

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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