- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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