Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What is white and black and red all over.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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