- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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haha

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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I have a really funny joke.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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