your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Your mam is so fat.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Immigration Laws

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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