- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Womens rights

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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