- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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