- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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