- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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