Why? Because.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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