- Anti Joke

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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