- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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