- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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