- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

The Morman Religion.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Good job, son.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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