What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Once there was a girl named Andrea

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how much fish could a chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

thumb_up thumb_down -13

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops