- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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