- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

There once was this guy and he fell down

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A chicken walked into the bar...

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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