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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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