- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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