what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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