- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

YOU

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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