- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

My jeans

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

women's rights.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What's half of 8? o

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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