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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

G:nock nock B:come in!

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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